There’s a Taco Bell on the beach south of San Francisco in a town called Pacifica. I shit you not, you can walk up from the sand onto the outside deck of the TB. They also happen to serve slushies. My kid wanted one so we ordered one with our food. Kid complained about the taste so I took a swig and the fucking thing was a booze slushy. We didn’t even have to order it from a human, we ordered it on the goddam kiosk and nowhere did it say they were alky slushies, which we of course would not have ordered for a 4yo.
When I complained, the teenager behind the counter looked perplexed that I was upset that all their slushies had booze. Who would complain about basically free booze amirite???
Sponsor explained I didn’t relapse and maybe check twice next time I get a slushie from TB. Problem solved.